Two women meet for lunch one afternoon at the corner of 5th and Main. The blonde one says to the other, "Hey Louise! I saw your husband earlier at the florist, buying you a beautiful bouquet of flowers!"
Her friend says, "Oh Fuck! Now he´s gonna want me to spend the next couple of days on my back, with my legs stretched up in the air."
Then the blonde says, "Why don't you just use a vase?"
