
This guy walks into a greasy spoon. Checks out the menu and orders a home-made burger. He grabs a glazed donut from the the display tray and sits down at the counter to eat it. The cook, a heavy, balding ex-marine with no shirt on and wearing only an apron, picks up some ground beef and starts forming it into a patty using his arm pit. The customer totally grossed out sez..."That's disgusting!"...Puzzled, the cook turns to the customer and sez..."You think that's disgusting? You should see how we make our glazed donuts!"