Sunday, March 10, 2013

Coming Soon...Time Peepers

Jale waited until the last person had spoken, then cleared his throat, farted and got prepared to go on stage by checking himself everywhere with his hands.
He wore what he liked accept when it came to his dress shoes, they felt slightly odd, ergo uncomfortable.
Once the applause slowly died down, he walked onto the stage and up to the microphone.
Sweat poured from behind his ears as he struggled to say his first words.
Then it happened, he spoke.
"The future is already 67% old before it happens because of consistencey, another 32% is an echo of consistencey, meaning hit and miss and the 1% left is just out right random."
Jale waited for applause, instead there was a lot of throat clearing, feet shuffling  and farting from the audience.
Still, it was a good idea to express.